Three of the Creepiest Commercials of All Time?

Inochi is an innocent Japanese kids' drink, manufactured by a company that thought it would be a good idea to hire crazy artist Takashi Murakami to create a series of commercials for the product. The following TV ads sure are memorable—but only because their WTF?! factor is at, like, 11 and because no simple words like "creepy" and "disturbing" can quite capture the feeling you get from watching these. Watch:



Um, seriously, what the fuck is that thing? And did I actually witness it popping a boner?!

[Thanks to Superbadfriend.]