...Too much caffeine

.. I swear , I've been sleeping so little lately . The only thing that keeps me alive , is caffeine and I've been drinking so much of it that if you took a sip of my piss you'd lose sleep for a week . No seriously . Imagine 12 cups of coffee. That's just not fucking normal. But well you can imagine , 13 hours of paperwork and less then 5 hours of sleep does that to you .

Its been a pretty fucking hectic week , and the moment this event is over I swear the first thing I'd do is dive straight to my bed and enter hibernation mode. When I say hibernation I really meant , death to whovever's stupid enough to wake me .


Maybe work stress has got to me Im getting pretty pissed off with my co-worker who has the tendacy of fucking things up and then laughing obnoxiously like a baboon being raped by Mighty Joe Young about it when I have to do an extra pile of workload . I'd punch him straight back to his momma's womb if I wasnt fucking working . But then I again if I wasnt working I'd be sleeping . But thats not the point .
He ticked me off so much towards a point where I took a banner , rolled it up then shoved it up his penishole and expanding the banner .. He got the point and fucked off.

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Well not really , not in front of people who could potentially lead to me being fired . So I told him to "help" someone else . When I said help , I really meant grabbing and handful of shit and shoving it the face of a fellow worker. I swear I get more done if he would just sit down and jack off in front of the delegates. That way , we all get to go home early.

But imagine this , Im spending roughly 13 hours a day with an entire group of Hong Kee's . Is that what you call Hong Kong citiziens? Meh who cares , they piss me off with their accent. Have you heard a Hong Kong accent? Its like cockney english with a pinch of chinese .The only cool them about them is , one of them is hot and being hot neutralizes any sin . Ask Jesus , he'll tell you . Thats why Im not going to hell. Not to digress further , I realized ,within this 2 days .. I have transformed into the very thing that pissed me off . I developed the accent .

..Not entirely lah , fuck you.

Just in a couple of words.

But you know , this past few days have been nothing but intimidating . Imagine meeting leaders of major companies worldwide . Imagine them talking to you , Imagine them making fun of you .
Imagine yourself wanting to bite his balls off , only to realize your's is too small to even think of trying ... Imagine everyone laughing obnoxiously loud at something thats not funny . I swear, It felt like I was barbie doll and they are Mike Tyson.

The cool part about this entire thing is , you get to order food . Sure , you can do that anywhere but how often is it paid? Sure , sometimes ..someone would spend you but how often is that .. You get to order food that worths more than your entire existance and not have to pay for it? Well not mine , yours. You're pretty fucking worthless. Yes you.

...Time to crash , All systems down .